Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

star-pants:

wow armin looks so different in snk season 2

awwww-cute:

Lazy record store employee

  1. [Bucky sitting up on the roof looking down after a bad day]
  2. Clint: Aww come on man, [smacks him on shoulder], Buck up! [falls over laughing at his own joke]
  3. Bucky: Sleep in fear tonight Barton.

its-ga-linda-with-a-ga:

"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"

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@gerardway: In other news, my heather green fall sweater is looking SICK

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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pumpkinkraken:

which person of ur otp furiously does push-ups while the other sits on their back and reads a magazine

nickfuckface:

people who are rude to their parents
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people who are rude to other people’s parents
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  1. Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
  2. Asexual: I don't like sex.
  3. Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

inkays:

me: i dont really see the point in anime figurines?? i mean what purpose do they even serve other than to just sit there and collect du-

*sees figure of fav character*

me: holy shit

elise-nedal:

on Wednesday we wear black 

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

LLMNS